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fuckoffshittattoos:

Well this kid just looks a fucking mess. He looks like he is trying to be cool and it is a shame he is failing so badly. I hate the fact he has he hands done (with the same ugly design) without full sleeves. I hate the font across his knuckles. I hate the wobbly bands around his arms. I’m not sure whats on his knee or chest but I’m just going to assume I hate that too 

He has full sleeves now. Saw him at a Panic! at the disco gig.

fuckoffshittattoos:

Well this kid just looks a fucking mess. He looks like he is trying to be cool and it is a shame he is failing so badly. I hate the fact he has he hands done (with the same ugly design) without full sleeves. I hate the font across his knuckles. I hate the wobbly bands around his arms. I’m not sure whats on his knee or chest but I’m just going to assume I hate that too 

He has full sleeves now. Saw him at a Panic! at the disco gig.

I answered some questions, it's 7pm!

1:
Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
listen to music, watch lords of dogtown, be with jessie.
2:
Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
Chicken nuggets, sweet green tea, mint green.
3:
If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
VW Bus's, and music equpiment and petrol.
4:
Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
scott pilgrim, lords of dogtown, Sherlock Holmes
5:
If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
Jessie and we would galavant as usual
6:
Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
Mint sauce, Mint sauce, brown.
7:
What do you spend most of your money on?
Petrol.
8:
What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
Jessie's pants
9:
Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
Twilight, twilight, antiques roadshow
10:
If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
nothing, probably sit and occasionally look at them.
11:
What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
Hair wax.
12:
What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
being annoying
13:
What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
14:
What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
Jellyfish tank, Studio, Miles Kane's gibson, Jessie, Sports hall.
15:
If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
llama, they will be ruling this world soon.
16:
Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
My Chemical Romance or The Hives, they play arenas, but Miles Kane if he ever played a stadium tour.
17:
Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
M83, St. Jude, inbetween days
18:
Why is your favorite band your favorite?
They take me into places i have never been before.
19:
How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
I've attended so so very many, about 30-50.
I liked Miles Kane best.
I disliked Ellie Goulding.
20:
What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
Epilepsy is dancing
Shes the Christ now departing
And Im finding my rhythm
As I twist in the snow
All the metal burned in me
Down the brain of my river
That fire was searching
For a waterway home
I cry glitter is love!
My eyes pinned inside
With green jewels
Hanging like Christmas stars
From a golden vein
As I came to a screaming
Hold me while Im dreaming
For my fingers are curling
And I cannot breathe
Then I cried in the kitchen
How Id seen your ghost witching
As a soldering blue line
Between my eyes
Cut me in quadrants
Leave me in the corner
Cut me in quadrants
Leave me in the corner
Cut me in quadrants
Leave me in the corner
Cut me in quadrants
Leave me in the corner
Oh now its passing
Oh now Im dancin
Oh now its passing
Oh now Im dancin
Oh now its passing
Oh now Im dancin
Oh now its passing
Oh now Im dancin
Oh now its passing
Oh now Im dancin
21:
Who do you ship?
i ship no one.
22:
What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
I own many band tee. of many genres.
23:
How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
Saw that they were backing up Kings of Leon and listened to them and then my love was increased when i actually saw them live.
24:
What celebrity do you idolize the most?
Pele Almqvist
25:
Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
Jessie from Zakk In The Attic

Hello, I am Jessie.

Hello I am Jessie, Adam left himself logged into his Tumblr at my house.
I’m Adam’s finacee.
I LOVE YOU ADAM.
Okay bye now.

Jessie is making me do this…

How would you describe your style in 3 words?
Tight. Band-y. HIPSTER.

Would you say you have an interest in fashion?
I would not say that.

Do you fit into a style ‘stereotype’?
I do not.

If you do, what stereotype is it?
I do not.

What are your favorite pair of shoes you own?
Blue vans.

What’s the most you’ve ever spent on shoes?
£55

What’s the most expensive item of clothing (or shoes) you own?
Wool Peacoat £100

What is one item of cothing you’d NEVER wear?
A dress.

Do you think people like the way you dress?
No, not at all.

Have you ever wanted to change the way you dress completely?
No, not completely.

You’re going out shopping, what do you wear?
Shorts.
Band t-shirt.
Checked vans.

You’re going to a gig, what do you wear?
Skinny jeans
Band t-shirt
Vans

You’re going out to dinner on a date, what do you wear?
Shirt
Black jeans
Pointy shoes
Scarf!

Is there anything you’d secretly love to wear, but feel you can’t?
Leather trousers.

How do you feel about hats?
I suit every hat.

What kind of clothes would you want your boyfriend/girlfriend to wear?
Whatever she likes because I’ll love her no matter what…

Most worn item of clothing?
Addidas Sambas.

Least worn item of clothing?
Skinny chinos.

Band t-shirts, cool or not?
COOL OBV.

Questions aboot jessie

The Basics

Whats your girlfriends name?
Jessica Almond.

How old is she?
18.

How long have you two been together?
2 years four months.

When is your anniversary?
23rd of June.

Is he your first girlfriend?
Kind of.

Do you think you have a good relationship?
I dooo.

Memories

Where was your first date?
Nancys house or maybe the day before walking round the local area and sitting on walls or maybe citrus rooms.

Where did your first kiss take place?
The Field of love making.

What was her most romantic gesture?
hmmmm…i’m not sure, she’s constantly doing very romantic gestures.

Does she have any special nicknames for you?
YARP.

Do you have any for her?
YARP.

Her Favorites

What is her favorite movie?
500  days of Summer, i do believe.

What is her favorite TV show?
Glee, Castle, Mock the week, Live at the apollo, russell howard’s good news, i dont know, hopefully i mentioned it there.

Who is her favorite actor/actress?
Heath ledger, Joseph gordon-levitt.

Her favorite song?
I dont know. A He is we song maybe.

Her favorite thing about your personality?
Darn witty?

Which of your features is her favorite?
EYES.

Whats her favorite color?
erm…BLUE, LIME GREEN???

Whats her favorite cologne?
Harajuku lovers something or other. or maybe beyonce heat rush or something else.

Relationship

Is the relationship getting serious?
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.

Has she proposed?
Many a time

Has she told you she loves you?
Yup :3

Do you have a song?
If my heart was a house - Owl City.

Which song did you first slow dance to?
some really quick tempoed song probably.

Is there anything she has done for you that she wouldnt do for another person?
I hope so :D

Random

What was your last fight about?
Potato chips.

Have you ever cried over her?
Yes.

Is she there when you need her most?
I’d say so, yeah.

Can you trust her?
Si.

Have you ever kissed in the rain?
YEAH, like, we do it all the time.

Has she ever written anything for you?
so many beautiful things.

Do you have any of her clothes?
Many items from jeans to socks.

Have you guys ever taken a nap together?
We do this most of the time, its awesome.

Have you ever spent the night together?
yeah, in a tent, in a caravan, in a single bed, in a double bed, in a hotel.

Have you ever been intimate?
No, i do not sin.

How does she make you feel when the two of you are together?
Happy and hungry.

Does she know your biggest secret?
Perhaps.

Has she ever cheated?
i dont think so, she is nice like that.

What color are her eyes?
bluey greeny grey’y with a bit of orange.

Does she know your favorite flower?
Maybe. you should ask her sometime.

What is your favorite part of her appearence?
Cheeks if you know what i mean.

What is your favorite part of her personality?
She’s is full of energy and affection.

Is there something she does that you dont approve of?
she poos in my car.

Is there something you do that she doesnt approve of?
Say i’m better at minecraft.

If there is one, what is the biggest problem in your relationship?
She is a kleptomaniac.

Future

Do you see yourself with her in the next five years?
I dooo.

Can you see yourself marrying her?
I can.

Have you discussed children?
We have.

If so have you picked out names?
Ariadne/Amelia - girl.
Noel - boy.

Have you discussed marriage?
Yep, we will when we are rich.

Do you have plans of living together?
We do.

Do you think you two have a chance of making it?
Making it to where, the top? sure, we have the potential to be huge.

What does she want to do with his life?
Rockstar.

Where do you plan on living?
In the future, Canada.

Have you decided if you want pets?
Yes, Bunnies and Chinchillas and a fluffy.

Do the two of you have a dream house in mind?
Yes, cluttered with shit, valueable and tacky, whatever takes our fancy really.

If you do plan on getting married, where would you like it to take place?
Somewhere nice, like, like…Disneyland.

Do you have your wedding planned?
Yeah, Dineyland.

more questions

  • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up
  • Foxey Lady (jimi hendrix), now i wanna sniff some glue (ramones), white riot (the clash), inbetween days (the cure), I dont like you anymore (LSP)
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • Jimi Hendrix (he’s dead but on this earth)
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  •  who did not much like the miller. “there isn’t no call to go talking
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • Songs
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • i’ll be setting off from the unit in about 15 mins so set off then if that’s okay.
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • kinda with.
  • 7) What’s your strangest talent?
  • i dont have any real talents :/
  • 8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
  • girls who like boys, boys that like girls
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • yeah (:
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • a long time ago
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • i dont think so
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • pens, pencils, food
  • 13) What’s your religion?
  • not sure.
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • walking, standing…normal daily things
  • 15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • depends what im doing, but behind, im not right photogenic
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • M83
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • i didnt actually go to college today XD
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • hmmm…slightly
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • its my name but just how a certain teacher said it.
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • i dont say no muc & probably i dont say no to anything XD
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • hehehe, nobody :D
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • nicht
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • through expressive dance.
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • tickets, stamps, jessie’s stuff.
  • 25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • dont video chat, but, i’ll say that.
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
  • sort of.
  • 27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • cracking jaws & synths
  • 28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
  • what if i had told nancy to piss off because she wasnt a drummer etc
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • yarp and defo fo shizzle, i have be seeing the aliens befoe.
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • (right)  caution deep drop sign (left) pillow.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • Tuborg
  • 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
  • Ireland, its also very nice.
  • 33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
  • East coast
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • Jessie
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 42
  • 36) Define: Art.
  • your expression in visual, sound etc form
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • im not right lucky, so maybe it is real.
  • 38) What’s the weather like right now?
  • rainy
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 23:44
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • Yes & nopes
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • Of mice and men at school
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • yeeees
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • Dickhead seems to be the most favourite, it used to be moshead bastard.
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • Nightmare before christmas (first time i have ever seen it) so dont think im strange. not that i have any followers that read this except jessie.
  • 45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
  • Leg cut, 8 inch long, 2 and half inch deep.
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • yep
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • yeah, krispy kreme doughnuts
  • 48) What’s your sexual orientation?
  • Heterosexual
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • yeah, that i was a yeti. thanks Jamie.
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • No XD
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • i challenge them to duels, guns at dawn and all that, sorts out the issues quicker.
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • virgo
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • abit of both, but spending it more at the moment :/
  • 54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
  • Interior cleaner
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • Loooove
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • Yup
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • like…loads…like…maybe…1 :D
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • i can not.
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • at Jessies and at Krispy Kreme
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • probably, but i cant see anything, its pretty dark in here.
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • i am not.
  • 62) What’s your favorite animal?
  • llama
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • i play guitar and like obscure bands :A
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • at her house.
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • both, i like to share and see where it goes from there ;)
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • English, english, english :D
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • Sleeping.
  • 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
  • Smith.
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • to a winning start to the season. yes.
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • yeah.
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • omissions say you have no need to act in this situation, so its not illegal and i need the job, because there aint no job about these days, so i’d go to work, well, if it was a beautiful dog i might get it and go into work wet.
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • a) yes, i cant just be dieing and when i die, nobody expects it and there is no money for funeral expenses etc
  • b) i’d go see some stuff.
  • c) Nope
  • 73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
  • love, you must trust someone you love.
  • 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • Merry Happy.
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • i aint telling you that.
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • Jessie.
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • llama gift and be jessie.
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • insane ideas yes :D
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • giving jessie my msn and mobile number.
  • 80) What size shoes do you where?
  • 10
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • Beware, Zombie.
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • pooploop.
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
  • attack.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • i’d rather shit bed and roll in it.
  • 85) What’s the last song you listened to?
  • Public Pervert - Interpol
  • 86) Basic question: what’s your favorite color/colors?
  • Green, Blue, Purple
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • Jessie’s eye.
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • Usain Bolt, just imagine him in the 100m final at the olympics, near the finsh and just exploding.
  • 89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • i dont think there is a question i’d be afraid to answer.
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • i’d be like, “well hello ladies”
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • Meat vision
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • first kiss of jessie.
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • cutting my leg, and having to be in hospital 3 days with all the sick kids.
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • Ray mears, he seems pretty warm and snuggly.
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • Canada!
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • no
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • no
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • yep to ireland
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
  • howdy.
  • 100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
  • Iknowitsconfusing, Just jessie, All that is interesting, mitchel davis’, tastefullyoffensive

Tumblr Survey!

Want to know some stuff about me?

Name?
Adam Hirst

Age?
19 and a month and a day

Whats your favorite Kind of pie?
3.141

Whats your favorite band/singer?
M83

Favorite fruit?
Banana

Favorite sport?
Football

Favorite color?
Green

Favorite hair style for guys?
erm….mine

Curly hair or straight hair?
Wavy hair!

Would you ever get tinted windows so you could pick your nose without people seeing you?
No -picks nose openly-

Do you think shampoo bottles should have directions?
yes or else i’d end up forgetting what to do.

Skinny jeans or flare jeans?
Skinny jeans!

Do you have braces?
Not now ):

What kind of computer do you have?
homemade :B

Would you swim the ocean for Kelsey?
No. Metro station suck balls.

Are you sad about Michael Jackson’s death?

Slightly.

Have you ever been to a concert?
Millions.

Do you Watch Charlie Brown?
unfortunately its never on.

Can you apply Mascara with your mouth closed?
Yes.

If you look behind you whats there?
acoustic guitar, electric guitar, clothes and a door

Do you brush your teeth daily?
Ja.

Do you have any cavities?
Nicht.

Have you ever broken a bone? if so how many?
Maybe, i have never had any doctor etc say i have, but my nose looks broke and my toe is strangely shaped and bent and also my ankle seems to have 2 bones when normally there is just one.

Ever needed stitches?
Yep, i cut my leg open, 22 stiches.

Do you still watch spongebob?
No ):

What time do you usually go to bed?
whenst jessie goes to sleep generally

Whats your wallpaper on your phone?
Jessie.

Do you text people often?
yes, but 99.99% is to jessie

Do you have unlimited texting?
si.

Are you a runner?
for president yes.

Do you like mysterious guys? Or open guys?
im not really into guys.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Yes, i want a sleeve.

How about snake bites?
Nahh.

Whats the song that describes your life most?
None do really.

Have you ever been heartbroken?
Nahh.

Whats your favorite color of shoe?
Brown.

Do you think advertisments are annoying?
Generally yes, but if they have the voice of Matt Berry then they are not.

Do you ever really pay attention to comercials?
If they have the voice of Matt Berry yes.

What color underwear are you wearing right now? If your even wearing some…
Black

Would you kiss some if you were going out with someone else?
Depends if it needed e.g. Grandma kissing etc, not that it is a hobby or anything.

What do you wish to accomplish before you die?
to have made a beautiful song (m83/sigur ros style)

Play the O2 academy sheffield

Are you afraid of death?
Not at the moment.

What kind of camera do you have?
My Phone, its 8MP.

and jessie’s numerous cameras

Are you having a good year?
Meh.

Whats the highest number you’ve ever counted to?
without making a mistake about 23.

How old where you when you learned how to spell your last name?
i have no idea.

Do you forget things easily?
Yes. i forget all sorts of important stuff and normally things i say literally seconds before i need to remember.

Have you bought any new music lately?
Kasabian - Velociraptor

Does going to school make you nervous?
Yes.

Are you made fun of a lot?
probably ):

Are you overly truthful?
Sometimes.

Do you feel bad when you hurt peoples feelings (that aren’t your friends)
i dont hurt no one ): do i?

Do you know what 69 means?
nope.

Have you ever heard of happy tree friends?
Yarp.

Do you get angry easily?
Not really.

Do you like the heat?
i hate heat and i am so warm all the time.

Do you wear glasses/contacts?
Nope, but i look well good in them.

Can you do the math 12 x 7 in your head?
yes, 84.

Is your hand cramping while taking this survey?
Nope.

Do you have a limited time to get ready in the morning?
depends how early i get up before i have to go wherever.

Do you have a celebrity crush?
Nope.

Do you think having celebrity crushes is weird?
very, especially if its Gerard Way.

Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yeah, Judd from kes? Miles Kane, Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party. i’ve been close to famous people in normalish situations, ellie goulding, Kate Nash and probably some other peoples.

Would you ever die your hair neon green with pink polka dots?
No, it’d look ridiculous.

Does your school have a dress code?
It does but im not at school :D

Are you allowed to listen to your ipod in school?
No, would be able to learn then.

Do you even have an ipod?
Nope, Sony Walkman FTW

Are you afraid of falling in love?
Not really.

Have you been in love multiple times?
Unless you count…..nahh, just jessie pie.

Do you like harry potter?
I LIKE NEVILLE.

Do You still believe in santa?
Narp.

Can you count to 100?
Nope.

Do you like using caps lock?
No, i never use it. shift is better :A

Do you have big hands?
Kinda.

Do you like guys with big feet?
i dont like guys, how many times do i have to tell you.

Do you like fred from youtube?
Nahhhhh.

Do you think its crazy that he has shirts at hot topic?
Nope, he is pretty big.

Do you like to do projects?
Yup.

So what are you going to do after this?
text Jessie back.

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